unimportant book reports

I'm feeling like Andy Rooney right now.

Do you know what bugs me about certain books? When they give a skewed image and lead me astray.

I've been reading a lot of the Lacy Steele mysteries on my kindle the last few days because I have a cold and so was in bed recuperating. On the whole, I liked what I was reading (not a single bad word or taking the Lord's name in vain), but one thing really got my goat.

The author, Vanessa Gray Bartal, MANY times mentioned that the main character, Lacy, was curvaceous.  Her sister and her mom kept giving her a hard time about the treats she ate. It kept mentioning her curves and it gave the impression, to me anyway, that Lacy--though not huge--was certainly not skinny and that she was a bit heavier than "average." Lacy tells herself that men don't like sticks.

Then in book 3 we find out that Lacy is a STINKIN SIZE 6! That's not even average. That's below average, right?

Maybe I took my previous experiences and read more into the words chosen to describe Lacy, but really--a size 6 should not be looked at as being next to overweight. I was picturing a size 10 or 12. Pathetic.

Something else I noticed while I was reading--the basic framework reminds me of Twilight.

There's a love triangle with Bella/Lacy, Edward/Jason, and Jacob/Tosh. (btw, Jason is a police officer and Tosh is a pastor)

Bella/Lacy moves back to a small town she used to live in even though she doesn't really want to be there and lives with a family member (father/grandmother).

Bella/Lacy has coordination problems and is always tripping and having accidents even when the floor seems level.

Bella/Lacy is named for her grandmother.

Edward/Jason is devastatingly good looking with nice muscles and is athletic. And the books keep mentioning over and over how good looking he is.

Jacob/Tosh is sort of rule benders and encourages Bella/Lacy to do things that Edward/Jason wouldn't think of as being safe.

Edward/Jason and Jacob/Tosh can barely say a civil word to each other.

At one point Bella/Lacy declare that she is Switzerland and is neutral territory.

At another point Bella/Lacy put her face up to the rain while Edward/Jason looks on.

When Edward/Jason thinks Bella/Lacy is in shock, he insists she drinks a soda.

Bella/Lacy tells Edward/Jason that men are cranky when they are hungry.

(spoiler) To resolve the love triangle so everyone is happy, Jacob winds up with Bella's daughter and Tosh winds up with Lacy's sister, so Jacob/Tosh becomes part of the family. Both situations are really hard to accept.

OK, since I'm writing about books, I will mention this. There are many things about Twilight I didn't like. Often fun is poked at the Twilight series, and I agree with many of the comments, though I feel sometimes the vitriol is a bit much and over done. They often make Bella a weak sounding character because she's barely functioning for a few months after Edward leaves. But she's not weak. She takes care of her semi-worthless parents and is willing to fight vampires and is willing to die to protect Edward.

There are two things that greatly bugged me about Twilight that I've never seen anyone else complain about and they are:

1-I hate the way the book makes it look like suicide is what you do when the one you love dies. Edward says he had to contemplate finding a way to kill his immortal self when he thought that Bella might be dead when James took her because he couldn't imagine living in a world where she didn't exist. Then later he does try to get himself killed when he thinks Bella is dead. I suppose it was supposed to show how much he loved her, that he couldn't go on without her, but I think it's awful to put that into the heads of the young adult audience the books were written for.

2-I hate the way the adults are portrayed. Most are not "normal" and are shown to be idiots or incompetents--starting with Bella's father and mother and especially the school teachers. I think Jacob's father Billy is the only adult portrayed as being responsible and capable. Edward teaches Bella how to lie to adults so that they believe you. The two talk in the back of the classroom and don't pay attention and when the teacher calls them on it, Edward can whip out notes or quote things making the teacher look like a fool for trying to have the students pay attention. It's like the adults are not worthy of respect.

Also, I wonder how many pregnancies this book led to as girls thought it was OK to sleep next to a guy night after night. Edward had control...even if Bella didn't. But how many teenagers in that situation would have control?

You know what I really liked about Twilight? The way they truly cared for one another. They gave the other the benefit of the doubt. They allowed the other to be who they were and didn't try to change them. They understood why the other was behaving how they were. They were willing to sacrifice for each other. They really wanted what was best for the other and weren't selfish. Yet, they didn't lose themselves. That's what drew me into their story--their compassion and understanding and their "allowing" when they didn't understand. I don't know how to explain it.

So the first book was good except for the adults are idiots theme. The second book, because of the death wish, was a bit off. The third book was iffy because of the she wanted to have sex thing and didn't believe in marriage, though Edward had the right idea. The fourth book had some really freaky parts--Edward was willing to share her with Jacob so she could have kids??? Like the suicide, I guess it was just to show how much he loved Bella, but yuck. Teens and pre-teens all over are reading this?